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 Women & Men !

(for N’Gap who’s calling for women’s rights)

 WOMEN:

Women have strengths that amaze men.  They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.  They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. 

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins.

They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

MEN:

Men are sometimes good at lifting heavy stuff…

Professional Define                "What is a kiss?"

for the upcoming                     Valentine’s Day.

 Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word, *kiss*, in different ways:

 **Prof. of Algebra:

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 

**Prof. of Geometry:

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 

**Prof. of Physics:

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the

expansion of the heart.

 

**Prof. of Chemistry:

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between

two hearts.

 

**Prof. of Zoology:

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

 

**Prof. of Dentistry:

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

 

**Prof. of Accountancy:

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

 

**Prof. of Economics:

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

 

**Prof. of English:

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

 

**Prof. of Computer Science:

What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.

 

**Prof. of Statistics:

Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.